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Review: “How to Sell a Haunted House” by Grady Hendrix

Be warned: Spoilers, puppets and creepy dolls ahead.

Grady Hendrix’s How to Sell a Haunted House tell the story of two siblings, Louise and Mark, who come home to Charleston to take care of their parents’ estate after both their mother and father pass in a tragic car accident.

The story gripped me in the second chapter, when Mark calls Louise to inform her of their deaths, and he begins to regale her with a very gory description of the incident because he said ‘it helps to know the details.” His sister has only had seconds to process the loss of both parents and already he is telling her that. Wow, what an asshole, I thought. And then, I hope Grady kills him off by the end.

With that thought in mind, as Louise leaves her daughter and flies home to help younger brother, Mark, deal with the estate and sell the house, I began to think this was a story of sibling rivalry. I watched, through Louise’s eyes, as she returned to the house for the first time in years, as she witnessed her mother’s doll and puppet collection collecting dust and the house in disarray, as she reminisced to herself about her parents’ lives, her mother’s puppet ministry and her father’s Christmas stollen. I watched as she discovered a boarded up attic and indications that something in the house had gone wrong just before her parents’ car accident. Louise tells the reader about the way her brother dropped out of college, and meandered his way through bartending jobs, while the mom and dad supported and encouraged every failure he made.  At this point, I was sure this was a book about sibling rivalry and the way our parents completely mess us up, intentionally or otherwise.

Hardover version of "How to Sell a Haunted House" by gRandy Hendrix laying on a grey background.

How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix. No creepy dolls in the photo because I don’t keep them in my house–like a sane person.

Then Grady pulled the strings of his puppets on the page and the story began to twist and the characters became real, the same way the puppets in the story begin to take on a life of their own. The story went from what I thought it was, what I wanted it to be—as a sister and a sibling—to something else. How to Sell a Haunted House is about so many things—how we only know our own sides of the story, the secrets people keep for good and bad reasons (and how those things can be one and the same), how a family’s way of telling stories can just be another way to lie. It’s about all those things, as well as grief and terror, evil dolls and murder puppets, and it’s got the aforementioned sibling rivalry and parental damage to boot.

Grady Hendrix manages to take a story about a couple of siblings and a house full of haunted dolls and puppets and add to it layer after layer, to make it true horror—something that strikes at our deepest fears of love, loss and grief, that is more than just a story of murdeous marionettes. This book

made me laugh, it brought me near tears, and it gave me the damn creeps.  It’s also, easily, one of the best books I’ve read in the last year, in this genre of any other.

A Walk in the Dark

This is the first fiction I’m posting to my website. I don’t know if I’d call it a story; it’s more a vignette or a slice of life served fantasy-style.  This was inspired by my fear of going out to the mailbox after dark. I don’t know why, but it always feel like something is following me. Anyway, enjoy. 


Alex shivered as she stepped out onto her porch. The only light came from the bulb dangling above her, causing her shadow to slink into a small circle around her feet. The air was thin and dry, silent except for the mile-away hum of cars out on the main road. The brick mailbox at the curb seemed farther than mere yards, a boxy shadow out in the gloam. She loathed walking down to the street after dark, but with night falling early this time of year, Alex didn’t have much choice. Pulling her thick cardigan tight around her shoulders, she took the handful of steps down to the path, her heels clopping on the stone.

No sooner had she moved out of the glow of the porch light and into the dark of the yard than a noise shook free in the shadows around her, an echo of soft steps.

“Hello?” Alex turned and peered into the dark between her house and the neighbors. The frame of the brick ranch and the shapes of shrubbery stood outlined in shades of gray. Nothing moved or breathed or shifted. It’s too quiet, her mind whispered. Nothing is that quiet.

Alex started walking again, her boots clapping the cement. A sound echoed behind her, just out of rhythm with her own steps.

She spun around again. Nothing. Putting a hand to her forehead, she peered at the darkness, as if blocking out what little light there was would somehow make the shadows sharper. Alex glanced up at the sky, coated in a blue-black shroud of wooly clouds.

She folded her body inward, against the icy air, and whatever was creeping after her. It was probably nothing, but her mind whispered about all the things that came out at night. Werewolves in the bushes. Alex glanced at the neighbor’s boxwoods, as still as everything else. Witches up the street. Her eyes flicked up the cul-de-sac, to the darkened windows of a single house. Ghosts don’t have to haunt houses, you know. She shuddered and ran.

Alex darted across the lawn, her footsteps soggy sounding on the damp, mossy grass. More wet steps bounced around her, first to the left, then to the right. This time she didn’t bother to turn but kept her eyes on the stone box at the curb, and counted in her mind how far she had to go. Twenty feet. Fifteen. Witches. Now, ten. Werewolves. Just five to go. The sounds moved behind her, and Alex prayed it was just a trick of the air, so thin and cold, that maybe it had nothing better to do than mimic her every sound.

At the mailbox, she stopped with one hand on the metal door and all her breath held inside her. Nothing on the lawn, nothing in the street, but the blurred and overlapping shadows of bushes and cars and trees and shrubs. Alex listened. Only her heartbeat and the low hum of the suburbs came back to her ears, the faint buzz of streetlights and far-off cars and electricity that were only ever noticed when it was taken away by power outages. She let her breath gush out, a white ghost drifting up into the dark.

There was no one. Just your fear. And witches. And werewolves. Ghosts, too, probably. In this silence, she would have heard something. Alex opened the mailbox, and took out a slim pile of white envelopes, their paper a bright spot in the gloom.

Then, she sprinted back across the lawn, the terrified voice in her head, and her panting breath drowning out her own footsteps and anything else that might be padding along behind her.

Only as she scrambled back up the stairs and into the glow of the porch light did she let herself slow down. Her shadow resolved itself behind her as she moved out of the darkness.

Alex noticed it then, solidifying below her on the patterned brick of the porch, as it formed itself back into the simple shape of her and reattached itself to her feet. She opened the front door, the warm foyer light throwing the shadow into stark relief. It flinched at the brightness. Looking down at it, she sighed.

“You promised me you would stay inside while I got the mail.”

The shadow shrugged, innocently.

“You know you scared me half to death following me across the lawn like that.”

It nodded, too enthusiastically for Alex’s liking.

“Do it again,” she scolded. “And I’ll get the witch five houses down to sew you on so you can’t escape.” The shadow shrunk down, head-shape hung sheepishly.

“Okay. Promise me you won’t do it again?” A curt nod. “Alright, let’s go in and watch TV with the lights low so you can wander around. I know you’ve barely stretched yourself today.” The shadow fell in stride with Alex as she stepped into the bright light of the foyer and shut the door.

 

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