“A strong enough situation renders the whole question of plot moot. The most interesting situations can usually be expressed as a What-if question: What if vampires invaded a small New England village? (Salem’s Lot). What if a young mother and her son became trapped in their stalled car by a rabid dog? (Cujo).” –Stephen King<\/a><\/p>\nWell, anxiety is your brain telling you “what-if” scenarios all the time. However, they are simultaneously weak plots and yet, also, the kind that will send a person into a panic spiral. For example, it’s been raining here for three days so here are some of the what-ifs my brain is giving me: “What if you get another roof leak?\u00a0 What if you get a leak, but it’s really water seeping into the house and it’s really slow and you don’t catch it right away? What if that imaginary slow leak causes the walls to fill with mold? What if you catch it, but your home insurance won’t pay for it? While you’re busy worrying about the roof, the walls, and the whole house leaking, what if your car is leaky too?”<\/p>\n
None of these things would make a particularly good story.\u00a0 \u00a0(Okay, maybe the one with the mold, but only if the mold is sentient and starts talking to you).\u00a0 But I hear this kind of thing in my mind, all the time. It’s my brain’s response to everything from one of my kids sniffling to someone driving erraticly in traffic. What-ifs, what-ifs, what-ifs.<\/p>\n
It’s not all bad.\u00a0 I tend to notice bad drivers, and stay well away from them.\u00a0 I’m sure to catch any leaks, should I get one in my roof.\u00a0 But it’s hardly a super-power.\u00a0 It’s just more worry about things most people are able to brush off.<\/p>\n
Now, I know what you’re going to say, which is probably going to be something along the lines of “Just don’t think like that.” Person Reading This, I have tried.\u00a0 Have you ever had a toddler follow you around and ask you questions and you can’t shake them, no matter what?\u00a0 Sometimes you give them a cookie and they go quiet to eat it for five minutes but then they’re back?\u00a0 That’s anxiety, except the toddler is IN MY HEAD.\u00a0 And that toddler is insistent.\u00a0 But, thankfully, also like the toddler, if I give my that part of my brain well-reasoned answers–“we checked the ceiling already and there are no signs of leaks and there has been no wind to cause damage, so it’s fine” or “No the basement is not going to spring a leak as it would take a lot of water to soak through eight inches of cinderblock”–eventually it will accept them and take a nap, for a little while at least.<\/p>\n
And, like most storytellers, every so often that half of my brain comes up with a “what-if” I can turn into something…besides anxiety, that is.<\/p>\n
This blog post was brought to you by my brain not being able to sleep at night and coming up for with this idea at 1 a.m. thanks to Anxiety!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Anxiety, for me, is a bad storyteller.\u00a0 It’s half your brain, telling you bad stories all the time. You don’t want to hear them, but can’t help but listen. One of the most famous writers of all, Stephen King, has said that he doesn’t plot, but instead uses “what-if” scenarios.\u00a0 “A strong enough situation renders […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[40,43,41,44,42,6],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-anxiety","tag-generalized-anxiety-disorder","tag-mental-illness","tag-stephen-king","tag-what-if","tag-writing","post-preview"],"yoast_head":"\n
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